We did a few blog posts on mails and problem reports almost 2 years ago, so I thought it was time for an update 
On an average day, our mail server receives ~650 incoming email messages. A large part of this is spam, the rest are regular messages (ranging from site suggestions to takedown notices).
As a regular visitor, you probably know that email is not the best way to contact us about torrent problems. That’s why we have the “problem reports” system: every torrent page features a “Report a problem” tab, where visitors can submit the issues they notice related to a torrent. Moderators watch the problem reports queue, and take action if necessary.
Most of the times the mails and reports we receive are useful, but sometimes you see the strangest messages. Here’s a compilation of the best (warning: NSFW language):
your website is very gay and will not let me hav my password as i put it when i created my account WHY NOT????
where is the pin nubmer to unzip the rar file?
Why is the creator of the Bill Maher torrent file so STUPID that they start the name of the file with a period?! Dammit! Get this clue: Files that start with a period are INVISIBLE on UNIX OSs!!! I am on Mac OS X and am sick of this moronic file naming. I am going to complain until this bozo problem is stopped.
hello please help me, i farted on the disc and it became rotten so i cleaned it with piss, then i shoved it into the ps2 but then my ps2 laser broke, what do i do, fart on it again?
pls view the contents of this movie. ther are 3 shadowlike people in a theater making commentaries while the movie is playing. i expected a good movie, but the sound of godzilola is drowned out by the commentaries who are watching the movie
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hello 65895665 65rfui I 2387uthjds Am fdwuirhgsfjds encoding this akijhithjiorhigorjh data foihdgndj so plase read it kgjhidosskgsfdogljfd ok ediohgjhdfoighe it fuck up my computer oidhgodshgdsihgs because of corrupt data issuls
huge codec problem!
this down load is shit! it fucked my £2000 computer. i want to sue your cheap piece of fat jelly looking arse! thank you
Fuck this shit. The menus are in Spanish and everything else in english. Whoever uploaded this really fucked up. Whoever’s gonna download this is going to get fucked
dont download only trial versions. why put this shit on there.put real version not trials asshole!!!!!!!
NO HAVE SOUND!! NAO TEM AUDIOOOO
CD 1 is unburnable!
torrent says english, the language is japanese with english sub titles. tha anyway to the u/l ers but japanese is for the japanese. if you are going to put out a torrent and call it english then put it out in english
ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello i have found a realy big problem which will end up shuttingdown your web site and possibbly getting you arrested for a long time .Some reason people are putting torrents of movies on the web site that are not whot thay seem .My son downloaded the movie the simpsons movie but when it finished downloading it was not the simpsons but a xxx rated movie that has the rong movie title as the torrent name this is not the first time this has happend i will be reporting this to the ploice as the copywrite laws and rateings laws of this country are being broken in a revry sinicter way. I hope you are not sent to jail over this as xx movies are against the law here in Australia .I would not be so pissed of if the names of the movies where correct but this i believe is done deliberatly to get people to download xxrated movies without the user knowing what he has downloaded . I suggest you fix this peoblem quickly before you end up in jail
You take that album Roine Stolt -Wall Street Voodoo
off the site TODAY or I’ll use ALL my legal
connections to shut you down FOREVER !!!
I assure you I DO have connections to shut you down and get you in JAIL !!!
Sincerely
Roine Stolt -author .
Sometimes you have NO idea what people are talking about:
you guys obviously aren’t too clever because on some of the subscriptions you’ve set me up for contain YOUR IP ADDRESS. You guys must be as thick as you fucking look you bunch of cunts. (by the way all i have to do is ignore the messages so im not technically subscribed)
Some users aren’t too happy with our banners:
GET RID OF THE FUCKING BANNER AD FOR FUCKING TALKING SMILYS
I have faithfully used mininova for a year now downloading at least 15 things a day…
But i will never use it again nor will my group (another 30ish people with 8mbit connections same as me) if you dont get rid of this annoying shit
every fucking time i change tab my mouse goes over the stupid banner and it shouts out oh my god go away
If you do not promptly get rid of it we will stop downloading and start 24/7 DoS attacks on your host server
Fucking cheap bastards
And the same guy, after we tracked down and banned the ad (which accidently slipped through):
Hi Niek,
Thank you so very much for getting rid of those seriously annoying banner ads.
The new look site is awesome too.
Just wanted to say thanks and Happy Christmas dude
Peace
DsC
In other news: we passed the mark of 5 billion (5,000,000,000) torrent downloads yesterday. The previous mark, 4 billion downloads, was reached in February this year. TorrentFreak has full coverage on this story.
