Blonde joke

Time for some fun: everybody knows those regular “blonde jokes”, which usually aren’t funny at all, but this one made me laugh :)

80 Responses to “Blonde joke”


  1. 1 Stinky

    you sly son of a…

  2. 2 ---

    Well, I don’t want to be a pain-in-the-a$$ and I don’t know if you fixed things yet regarding non-validating pages, but I just found another one which doesn’t validate:

    http://www.mininova.org/tor/216912

  3. 3 Someguy

    Go to hell!

    ….. lol, funny one ;D

  4. 4 McDoogle

    Said about… nah

    anyway i bet you want to know whats under me kilt

  5. 5 huh

    i didnt get to the joke, there were only more links???? !??

  6. 6 Y2Jacky

    “i didnt get to the joke, there were only more links???? !?? ”

    LOL!!! Don’t you feel like a BLONDE now?

    Because Blonde usually does stupid things and you’ve just been tricked into wasting your time clicking on “NEVER ENDING” links.

    Man, I wasted at least 5 mins on this!!!

    Haha.. Niek, nice one!

  7. 7 Sam

    Stupid as hell

  8. 8 Papalazeru

    Man! I just groaned after I saw it link back to the first website…..anyway five hours later I gave up. ;-P

  9. 9 Andrew

    Wow, I got this one about 3 clicks into it… very nice. I have dark brown hair by the way.

  10. 10 Emily

    Har har… no, seriously! I had to visit a few pages before I figured it out. Damnit, and I am NOT a blonde…

  11. 11 Leon Duck

    Very funny… not!

  12. 12 Hannes

    thats so old…

  13. 13 genron

    Holy crap, i’m blode for the day

  14. 14 genron

    everyone feels cheated so here we go, a blond a brunette and a red head jump off a tall building all at the same time, who hits the ground last? the blonde, she has to stop for directions!
    don’t tell me, i’m barred, i’ll get my coat.

  15. 15 john@scurvydog.ws

    Lmfao, I got the point after about the second one… very funny. I wonder when the blonde would quit opening new windows?

  16. 16 Gaz

    Nice one. I realised a few clicks into it, but was still curious as to how far it went. Neadless to say, waste of 3 and a half hours.

    Still fun though.

  17. 17 Bhav

    Ahh, a classic!

  18. 18 spunk monkey

    ermmmm…..

  19. 19 [mc] RtC

    i luv nursery…i help lil kids go 2 the bathroom…luv the pedo connell

  20. 20 Im still trying to get to the end

    Maybe at the end ill find jim morrison?

  21. 21 null

    wicked…hahahhaahaa

  22. 22 null

    this is the worst joke every
    so old

  23. 23 Weak

    Sigh. If this is what u bloggers call a funny joke, ure need some sunlight, fresh air, and to meet a girl.

  24. 24 null

    I knew this was a stupid wannabe joke after two links. Go fuck yourself, put on a blonde wig and jump off a big bridge asshole.

  25. 25 DoobieBear

    I’m Blond and I figured it like 2links in :P

  26. 26 Virus

    What’s the difference in smart men and not smart men.
    Not smart men talk jokes about blondes, smart ones sleep with blondes..

  27. 27 Neosocialist Narcissist

    “Not smart men talk jokes”… would that be anything like “idiots tell jokes”? XD

  28. 28 wizzle

    HAHAHAHAHAHA virus thats funny :D

  29. 29 Big Man

    yikes

  30. 30 le pirate

    Yarrr… there be tricksters in yere…

  31. 31 rkjaran

    Dumb-ass brownies.

  32. 32 Andrew

    Ya’ll who are beating on him: Come on, you sound a little upset about a little joke!

    Probably took ya’ll forever to figure it out, didn’t it? ;P

    I loved it. Took me two links.

  33. 33 mana

    nifty. Actually a decent sized loop this time around. Last time I saw it it only looped 2 or 3 jumps at the end.

  34. 34 Larkspeed

    OMG how stupid am I?

    My blonde girlfriend got the joke before i did.

  35. 35 AH curiosity

    I had figured it out by the seond click, but curiosity kept me clicking and clicking lol what a waste although slightly funny

  36. 36 passerby

    I’m amazed at how many people made a seemingly endless string of unique links… probably started months or even years ago because I gave up trying to see when it started when I saw it went up to last month…

  37. 37 expression Paste

    340 clicks later, I finally got through the whole lot

    http://scobleizer.wordpress.com/2006/01/18/the-best-blonde-joke/

    unless it got moved.

  38. 38 TJ

    LOL!!! That is a good one I must admit!

  39. 39 Garluk

    nice one! Almost as funny as a crippled blind kid getting bitten by a pit bull.

  40. 40 vae victus

    I’m torn by this one, on the one hgand it was a nicely executed recurring loop. But on the other it was done by a bunch of publicity seeking, narcissistic, pretentious ‘bloggers’.
    So all in all I’ll have to go for it was crap (although the retarded mentality of ‘bloggers’ mean they are probably caught in their own recuuring loop and will soon be dead of starvation. Hooray!!!

  41. 41 Murmur

    I am such a fvcking blonde. (T_T)

  42. 42 paddy

    like katie melua said, there are 9 billion brain cells in a blonde’s head, ones alive, the rest are dead……..i think it was katie melua, not sure…….and if your wondering i clicked 3 links and got bored……

  43. 43 paddy

    and i only read this blog today, not 2 days later like this bloody thing says…………

  44. 44 NotBlonde

    After 3 clicks, i knew what i was in for. Now i’m too stupid to continue finding the last page due to my overwhelming curiousity.

  45. 45 max

    lol…

  46. 46 Blonde

    Anyone wanna have sex with me, I am a fit umb blonde :)

  47. 47 Tall Smart Man

    Yes please suck my cock and make it hard

  48. 48 NOOB

    OMG YOU NERDS

  49. 49 null

    ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz… Thought I was going to read something funny. After seeing another link after the first click I suspected there was something fishy going on. Second click, another link and I was begining to think this was some sort of loop. Clicked a third and fourth time just to make sure, and then read some of the comments on the fourth page and sure enough, it’s just a loop.

    Worst. Joke. Ever.

  50. 50 brock

    only blondes would find that amusing…it wasted my time after 3 clicks

  51. 51 null

    Blonde throws a grenade at you,
    What do you do?
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    Pull the pin and throw it back.

  52. 52 DaMn3d

    <<--- blonde .. I got one... a read head, a brunet and a blond walk in to a sexshop.They wanted to buy a vibrator for them selfs... first the read head bought a yellow one,the brunet bought a green one.. and the blonde bought a red one.And they all walked happy out of the store.Then at the end of the day.. the merchant wrote all the things he sould in to the shop inventory.. and he wrote :"Today i sold a a yellow vibrator,a green vibrator and a fire extinguisher". :)

  53. 53 Ai'Loki

    I was born Blond (blonde being the female derivitive, blond being male - I looked it up), but i’m Irish too, so I suppose thats reversed or something when I get some whiskey? anyway.

    How do you keep a Blonde occupied for hours?

    give them a piece of paper with ‘Please Turn Over’ written on either side.

  54. 54 haha

    i didnt see that coming o_O

  55. 55 marcus arrilius

    you think im stupid i read the reviews people wrote before anything then realised it was a hoax so im not blonde besides i have jet black hair also you spelt blonde wrong on one page you spelt it blond instead of blonde

  56. 56 coolblue

    ha ha very funny

  57. 57 The Mighty Khan

    I was immediately suspicious b4 i’d clicked anything..(brown)

  58. 58 danny

    AZS Koszalin rzondzi

  59. 59 CaBraXus

    Weird, I see some of you clicking throughout 340 links, but I got back on the first page after 2 clicks… Indeed, I am blonde, but my computer is more :-)

  60. 60 Jan

    A blond’s car starts sputtering and running poorly, so she takes it into the mechanic. The machanic take a look under the hood, and says “Ahh, I see. Crap in the carbeurator.” So the blonde nods wisely and says “OK, but I’ll wait till dark so no one will see me.”

  61. 61 Aussie

    All This way and no beer!!!
    WTF!!!

  62. 62 mel

    i wonder how many blog accounts you have…. i was in the second link when i realized it hadn’t ending…

  63. 63 revDJkev

    OMG that is funny as hell. . .I read a few comments on a few of the other blogs, and one was from a guy with one of the sites who was bitching that he needed out of the loop because his sites bandwidth quota was getting eaten up. . .that’s the funniest part!!!!

  64. 64 Elramon

    Hi mininovans More blonde stuff, guys:

    what happens when you turn a blonde upside down…………………………………..

    you get a brunette with a stinky breath.

    How do you recognize a computer screen from a blonde office girl: it’s the only screen with tipp-ex on it

    What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?………………

    She gets dressed and goes home

    Why does a blonde only have 4 braincells?………………

    One for each cooking plate

    Greeetzzz to everybody,

    Elramon

  65. 65 Jule

    Not even going to press that link, because I’ve seen this before! FEEL BLONDE!! I AM blonde, but figured it out in 2 clicks. :) Take that, eh?

  66. 66 UKAVIATOR

    How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?

    There is TIP-EX on the screen.

  67. 67 Matt

    Well, looking through these posts, I just wanted to add that it took about two clicks to figure out that it must be the same as that “want to know how to keep an idiot busy? see (front|back) of shirt” joke.

  68. 68 james

    stoooooooooooooooooooooopid

  69. 69 Kayz

    Nice one.. But I figured out where it was taking me on 3rd link :))

  70. 70 [PARA]

    Booooooooooooring :p

  71. 71 nas

    fucking geeks

  72. 72 null

    i can’t read it because it’s blocked. I’m at school. :(

  73. 73 null

    what type of plyer do you use to watch a movie that was downloaded? Thanks!

  74. 74 nate dog

    ha

  75. 75 Bob

    this is so funny :)

  76. 76 Bob

    NOT!!

  77. 77 kalya

    hi i don’t know wat i am supos to write about oh to let you know i am blond

  78. 78 null

    Mimi-~2skool,wada wada wada wada
    supmy peeps

  79. 79 mrskin

    That was pretty funny! Lol, thanks for the pick me up, I needed that. :)

  80. 80 dadogsboloxgg

    three links ya motherf~~~~~~s, happy days bartley…

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