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Monthly Archive for October, 2005
We get quite some “copyright infringement” mails. Below are some funny quotes from these mails.
From a WebSheriff mail: “Intructions” we should immediately comply with:
You must undertake to take out a half-page advertisements in Billboard Magazine, Music Week Magazine and Music & Media Magazine within fourteen (14) days of the date hereof clarifying the fact that (a) your usage of Trademark, the Masters, the Compositions and the Goodwill was not authorised by or otherwise associated with our client, (b) the services offered by you under the Trademark, the Masters, the Compositions and the Goodwill were not offered by or on behalf of our client and (c) you are no longer trading either under or otherwise by use of the Trademark, the Masters, the Compositions and the Goodwill. Furthermore, the said advertisement must include an apology to our client.
From a GrayZone DMCA mail:
I, the undersigned, do solemnly and sincerely declare and CERTIFY UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY that…
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Finally, notwithstanding our use of this required notice form, we believe that www.mininova.org ‘s activities and services fall outside the scope of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (“DMCA”). Our use of this form, as required by law, is meant to facilitate www.mininova.org ‘s removal of the infringing materials listed above and is not meant to suggest or imply that www.mininova.org ‘s activities and services are within the scope of the DMCA.
More examples of these DMCA notices can be found here.
Besides mails from people who thank us for running mininova, we also receive different kind of mails. Here is a small collection.
Subject: your web site needs recreating
well, welldone for creating the most annoying website i’ve ever seen. In fact f*ck bit torrent. What a pile of shit. Typical of a good idea been wasted once again.
Subject: u dumb badword
how can u putsoca and dancehall in the same topic, are u retarded
Subject: INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT
MY NAME IS MR EMMANUEL DAVIES AND I OWN AND RUN MUN MUN INTERNATIONAL A
MUSIC, PRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTION COMPANY.
I HAVE RECENTLY VISITED YOUR SITE AND SEEN A COPYRIGHTED PRODUCT OF MINE
FOR DOWNLOAD “REGGAE DANCEHALL SPLASH”
I HAVE NOT GIVEN PERMISSION FOR THIS PRODUCT TO BE ON YOUR SITE NEITHER
DOWNLOADED
I WOULD LIKE LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW! AND I WOULD LIKE TO
KNOW WHO HAS GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO HOST MY CD AND MAKE IT AVAILABLE
I WILL AWAIT YOUR REPLY AND WILL GET IN CONTACT WITH MY SOLICITORS TO
PROSECUTE AND HAVE YOUR SITE SHUT DOWN IF YOUR REPLY IS NOT SATISFACTERY.
MR E DAVIES (MD)
Subject: Pirate
Hey web thief,
Is this the way you do business, you are doing illegal stuff, and some people are not happy that you are steeling someone business.
You think it is normal?
With no regards,
Co Mast
Nothing mininova-related in this post, but I really had a good laugh after viewing this videoclip of Pendulum – Slam.
