in addition to previous posts, some of the emails we get:
Good tomorrow, the following has happened, by means of the tel. I have made connection with you and I a recording has got code. I glad and want will download shareaza. My pc. cannot find the page and I am demolished. at the next attempt it are said there that the payment has been not yet received. By means of the baffle I saw that there 2 euro 50 had been paid. I am must perhaps too impatiently I a couple days wait or there wrongly have acted. Hopelijk you can help me rapidly. Thanks you, however, Tonnie Moltini.
aaah, ofcourse 
Hi how I download the site to start downloading from your site
Regards Hayley
yeah, yeah, download the site !
can u put whole cd on plz
putting one on right now, in my cdplayer that is
hi can u tell me how i can tell if a film is in mpeg please
u could take a look at the extension…
Hi my name is Billy! I would like share people for “Video Hintbooks”. u know video game books make more for them. i wish thats one for video game books for me mininova. please make for me and thank.
Let me know write to me my email …@yahoo.com
what the hell?
hi, wanted to know of you one script equal “Detailed information” that it possesss in the Mininova.org.
Please they order for obliged me
aaah yeah, I get it, NOT
Hello..
How does I know which my NAP is?
Thanx
hmm that depends, do you mean your National Academy Press or maybe the Nebraska AIDS Project aah i know ofcourse you mean the National Association of Parliamentarians.
seriously, i need to take a nap now 
finally, this guy @ IRC,
Pe1o: anyrules I should be aware off before I get kicked ?
Pe1o: !list
* Pe1o was kicked by mininova (no list! read topic!)
and matthijs at his best…
Viiiza: !search
matthijs: Starting mind reading program…
matthijs: Viiiza wants to search for: Gay Porn ,m.sdf//03427ERROR DETECTED
* Viiiza (~xxx@xxx-xx-xxx-xx.dyn.iinet.net.au) has left #mininova
erik^: Today is System Administrator Appreciation Day!
* matthijs puts his DDos bots to work
nice piece of crap
I thought my english was poor, but now I see how wrong I was 
Poor mininova admins, that must read such e-mails…
Reading some of the emails you guys get is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all day.
Man, no wonder why most large-scale admins that I know are bitter, angry people. The kind of mail and reports you people have to weed through is enough to earn my respect.
Man, that crazy. It was just like that down at s2kforum.
Thanks for running mininova.
OMG I DUN AND KNOW DOWNLOAD CAN BE I YOUR ADMIN KTHX
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sorry, couldn’t resist, you poor bastards, why not just redirect all the emails/reports to someone you really, really hate
Damn, now I remember why i quitted being an OP/Admin on some internet server …
Thanks for your Great Job , MiniNova crew , that is !
Hey, guys. I just wanted to say a couple of things…
1 - Thank you so much for the great job you do on this site.
and…
2 - What is up with all the e-mails that don’t make the smallest amount of sense? Extra kudos to you all after reading these.
Viiiza: !search
matthijs: Starting mind reading program…
matthijs: Viiiza wants to search for: Gay Porn ,m.sdf//03427ERROR DETECTED
absolutely fantastic.
This made my day =P looking forward to more stupid e-mails.
That last one in IRC was hillarious lol. Thanks for posting these.
Those are some really, really funny messages. I guess when you put together such a great site for the community, you have to expect some people who just are not with the program. If you are going through 150 some odd messages a day you must be getting a regular flow of classics. How about a “Best Of” catagory and keep everyone in stitches?
Thanks for everything!
how can I activate office xp?
where can I finf the key code?
Hehe, you guys should up a monthly torrent, “The most stupid mails of the month”. Prolly be an enormous hit
nice