Reported “problems”


My 12 year old daughter downloaded this game and when she clicked the HTML “read me” file, she was put through to some hardcore porn :lol: She’s NOT offended, nor am I, but there’s people out there who will be… Just wanted to point this out… Regards,


After I downloaded this file: Twisted.DVDRip-XviD.OPT!V!D I got a letter in from my internet provider saying that I had illegally shared a paramount product without their permission. How do I prevent myself for any future problems without having to stop using BitTorrent?


gimmie the fuckin shid what is it guys!


hi how do i download mini nova on my computer?


how do u become a torrent? n how do u download items tell me please it is really get on my nerves

Becoming a torrent, I wonder what it would feel like…


Metal gear solid 3 snake eater PS2 fullDVD PAL - Spanish-Español.torrent

Is in Italian?

People should really read before posting.


cant download offline!

Me neither!


is the search function a database or is it people seeing i’m searching and helping out?

No, we are using ants. Google uses their pigeon clusters to do the searches, but we have found that pigeons are somewhat stupid and slow.

The problem with pigeons is that they can’t work together. If you throw some food to a group of pigeons in a park, you will see that they all start to fight for the food.

If you throw some food near an ant farm you will see that the ants will work together to harvest the food as soon and efficiently as posible.

We have developed the AntSearch 3000™ system, which uses the speed and efficiency of the ants to do the work for us.

We currently have 2 AntSearch 3000™ systems running to process the average of almost 10 searches per second.

28 Responses to “Reported “problems””


  1. 1 Karl

    I just gotta say that this is really some funny stuff. I work in the IT field and hear all kinds of crazy things but this stuff still cracks me up. Great idea for the blog and keep it up!!

  2. 2 null

    Damn, that was good.

  3. 3 Grendle

    Damn, that was reaallly good. Now I need to do laundry. Thanks.

  4. 4 Qingdan

    I hope these Ants 3000™ are not some kinda bugs, are they ?

  5. 5 WTF

    LMFAO… too funny and damn sad.

  6. 6 Havoc

    hilarious …seriously ppl are starting to wonder why i’m laughin’ at my screen …

    Put some more if u can ^^ even though i gotta say more than 150per day thats kinda heavy …good luck in being the most wanted torrent site by now ^^ …just my opinion .

  7. 7 MrJack

    LMAO, fucking idiots, gotta love em though

  8. 8 lordrohith

    Haha I bet the poor idiot actually believed it!! Seriously, n00bs these days….

  9. 9 Genti

    cant download offline!
    Me neither!

    BEST EVER. It needs to be on SNL or something

    Phucking Morons!!!

  10. 10 Jubal_Harshaw

    Fantastic.

    People often complain of the high entry barrier to get into the tech / p2p world. They are missing the point. Without this system that filters out those incapable of finding knowledge for themselves (see the examples above) we would be drowning in a sea of stupidity.

    The more our lives are dependent on technology, the more our power grows. Long live we, the Technocratic Priesthood, for the world is ours. :)

  11. 11 Jubal_Harshaw

    Oh, and hardcore-porn-guy with the 12 year old should realise that this is the internet he’s on. Seriously.
    Anywhere you are on the internet is only 2 or 3 clicks away from the most vile and disgusting hardcore imagery you can imagine.

    And I, for one, wouldn’t have it any other way.

  12. 12 EkkeTekkie

    At Mininova now you can stop worrying about virusses.
    But beware of the Anteaters !!!

  13. 13 Ozeagle

    Hilarious stuff! :D

    Incidentally, if anyone has access to “the fuckin shid”, I would appreciate you hooking me up as well after that guy. Been trying to find it on torrent for months now.

  14. 14 54mc

    a friend got thte same letter from his ISP; what’s the deal with this?

    oh, and of course, i lol’d

  15. 15 Fused0ne

    LOL! That is funny, it still amazes me how much people dont know.

    My mother and sisters dont even know what the ‘desktop’ is lol.

    At least these people dont know more technical stuff heh.

  16. 16 Zattara

    Damn that was hillarious……… damn there are some stupid ppl outhere….. please do post more of their work :D

  17. 17 Execute

    how do u become a torrent? n how do u download items tell me please it is really get on my nerves

    Becoming a torrent, I wonder what it would feel like…

    well it kinda feels like being a slut passed around to all your friends.

  18. 18 andy

    haha…i like this blog ^_^…

  19. 19 phil

    rofl

  20. 20 Ashley

    I just downloaded a movie, but when I try to play it, only the sound comes out. The screen has some cool swirls and colors, but I don’t want that! I want my movie! What’s wrong?

  21. 21 {insert_name_here}

    ROTFLMAO that was funny…
    Where can I find the Ant3000 thing?

  22. 22 {insert_name_here}

    come on guys, update the Reported “problems” section, we want to read more idiot mails.

  23. 23 null

    help i cant save a file

  24. 24 lol

    help!can i download friends?

  25. 25 Chris

    Hi.I download paraworld 4.48 GB but I cant extract it with winrar.please reply and help me

  26. 26 Ziv

    how the fuck did you download paraworld??? I’m downloading for ’bout a week or so a and on the three first days it got to 60%! but after that it stopped, not completely but now it downloads MAX 2kbps and it fond only one or two peers.

  27. 27 LuisaSousa

    I wish to have the mininova

  28. 28 Ebay hot items

    Very interesting site, i have added it to my fovourites. Greetings

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